The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
June 16, 2021 • Diocese of St. Augustine

NEW YORK (CNS) — Needlessly gory, the action-comedy sequel “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” (Lionsgate) also presents a debased view of sexual intimacy between spouses.

This slapdash and distasteful film should, accordingly, be avoided by viewers of any age.

The enemies whose rivalry, and forced partnership, were chronicled in 2017’s “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” — foul-mouthed contract killer Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) and insecure security specialist Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) — return for renewed sparring. This time out, they’re joined on their eventual mission by Kincaid’s recently acquired spouse, con woman Sonia (Salma Hayek).

At the behest of Bobby O’Neill (Frank Grillo) a Boston police officer working for Interpol who threatens them with prison unless they cooperate, the odd-couple trio is compelled to work together to thwart Greek billionaire Aristotle Papadopoulos (Antonio Banderas). Outraged at the European Union’s treatment of his homeland, the tycoon has hatched a mad scheme to exact devastating revenge on its member nations.

As Bryce worries about his professional future, Sonia and Darius try to outdo each other in inventive vulgarity and wanton bloodletting. Returning director Patrick Hughes, meanwhile, attempts to mine splatter scenes for shock value and Bryce’s revulsion on witnessing the vigorous mating of the newlyweds for laughs.

Midpoint plot developments add the venerable Morgan Freeman to the mix. But even his effortless gravitas does nothing to dignify the proceedings.

The film contains excessive bloody violence, explicit scenes of marital intercourse, much sexual humor, about a half-dozen uses of profanity, several milder oaths, pervasive rough and crude language and obscene gestures. The Catholic News Service classification is O — morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association rating is R — restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.        

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Mulderig is on the staff of Catholic News Service.

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CAPSULE REVIEW

“The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” (Lionsgate)

Needlessly gory, this action-comedy sequel also presents a debased view of sexual intimacy between spouses. The couple are the titular contract killer (Samuel L. Jackson) and the con woman (Salma Hayek) he has just married. At the behest of a Boston police officer (Frank Grillo) working for Interpol, the duo is forced to team with the assassin’s nemesis (Ryan Reynolds), a previously successful security specialist now having doubts about his professional future, to thwart a Greek billionaire’s (Antonio Banderas) mad scheme to exact devastating revenge on the European Union for its treatment of his homeland. In following up on 2017’s “The Hitman’s Bodyguard,” returning director Patrick Hughes mines splatter scenes for shock value and the revulsion of Reynolds’ character on witnessing the vigorous mating of the newlyweds for laughs. Slapdash and distasteful. Excessive bloody violence, explicit scenes of marital intercourse, much sexual humor, about a half-dozen uses of profanity, several milder oaths, pervasive rough and crude language, obscene gestures. The Catholic News Service classification is O — morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association rating is R — restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.  

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CLASSIFICATION

“The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” (Lionsgate) — Catholic News Service classification, O — morally offensive. Motion Picture Association rating, R — restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.